DON'T Try These Homemade Sex Toys! - Ask Dan and JenniferDON'T Try These Homemade Sex Toys!

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Economy cutting into your sex toy budget? Looking to save a few bucks by making your own. Don’t. We have some great “don’t try this at home” information for you.

Here’s What She Said About Homemade Sex Toys

Let me begin this with WTF? Why would you even want to try a homemade sex toy? It’s not like sex toys are expensive. Nor are they hard to come by. Every drugstore sells them under the veil of being a “personal massager” and if you really want to be discreet, you can order one online and it will arrive in a discreet package!

Here’s What He Said About Homemade Sex Toys

There’s really no such thing as a good homemade sex toy, unless of course you’re a carpenter and can make your own “red room of pain” from 50 shades of grey your self.

Sex toys are mainstream. Everyone has them. You should feel good about buying whatever sex toy you want. Get them online if you want to buy discreetly OR go to a local sex shop and pay cash if you want to take it even further.

Don’t ever make your own sex toys. Yes, they do it in movies sometimes and yes it is hot – when they do it. When you do it, you go to the hospital. Don’t be that guy. Or girl. Or couple.

If you are thinking of using a homemade sex toy, then proceed with caution. And if you must, make sure you do not try any of the ones that are mentioned here: Homemade Sex Toys! – Ask Dan and Jennifer.

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